Sunday, August 29, 2010

History and Folklore of Meat Log Mountain: Meatorion, God of Meat Log Mountain river





Hi everyone!
Gachi Muchi Kun here.

How's everyone's Summer been?
We hope everyone has been enjoying their Summer. Everyone here at Team Gachi Muchi Kun has been hard at work with not much time off (ノД`)
We hope to have some great news to share with you soon!

We've received a lot of e-mails from people who are curious about the world of Meat Log Mountain, and its history. We've decided to start a series of posts delving into the world of Meat Log Mountain, and its history and culture.

First off, we want to start by discussing some of the folklore and mythology of the area. Legend has it that there are two main deities of Meat Log Mountain. We'll start off by discussing one of them: Meatorion.

Meatorion is the mighty river god of Meat Log Mountain river. He protects the mighty river that flows from Meat Log Mountain and into the town below. Meatorion has been worshipped for many centuries, and even to this day people give thanks to Meatorion for protection and bountiful river harvests.

Meatorion usually appears in the guise of a massive male with a flowing white beard and long hair. His legs are composed of fine scales, and on his ankles are fins .

One of Meatorion's most prominent attributes is his mighty "Spear of Meatorion". Meatorion is never seen without his mighty spear, and all art of him always represents his mighty spear ready to thrust at anyone who has come across his path.

Meatorion is represented by the mighty slippery big head eel that lives in Meat Log Mountain river. Their powerful, long bodies and their massive wide heads are easy to spot in Meat Log Mountain river. The men of Meat Log Mountain have spread legend for centuries that the slippery big head eel foretells the coming of the mighty Meatorion. Many a manly fisherman has been in the river, only to feel a rush of long, shiny black eels rubbing against them, and then they find themselves face to face with the manly spear of the mighty Meatorion.

But Meatorion is not a malevolent god. Meatorion cares deeply for the fishermen that depend on his river. He protects them during floods, and is said to protect the fishermen of Meat Log Mountain when they set out on his river to fish. Because Meatorion is the god of the fish harvests, he has become a fertility god as well. His mighty spear a symbol of his potency, it is said that all who wrestle with the mighty Meatorion and are touched by his mighty spear are said to become quite strong and potent. If you are pierced by his mighty, manly spear it is said you will become extremely potent, and one of Meatorion's chosen ones.

In the late 1800's, the men of Meat Log Mountain got together and built a wondrous fountain in the middle of Meat Log Mountain town square to commemorate the mighty Meatorion and celebrate his splendor. The fountain still stands to this day in Meat Log Mountain town square.

The picture attached shows a picture of the Meatorion fountain that exists in Meat Log Mountain town square, and shows the battle between the mighty Meatorion and Harnzerg the orc. Their fight was a mighty battle whose legend is still told to this day. Harnzerg had issued a challenge to Meatorion right on the banks of his river. Challenging Meatorion to a competition of strength. If Harnzerg won, then Meatorion would would bring upon the river it's most bountiful harvest of fish and eels that it had ever had. If Meatorion won, then Harnzerg would be his slave, standing naked by Meatorion's feet and ready to serve Meatorion in any way the God desired to make him happy.

Meatorion heeded Harnzerg's call and rose up from the river as Harnzerg stood on a cliff overlooking the river. Meatorion brandishing his mighty spear he lunged at Harnzerg and the two engaged in battle. Their musclebound bodies, covered in sweat, thrusted and grinded against each other. God and man battling for dominance as neither one would submit to the other. But Harnzerg got it in the end. He was no match for Meatorion's mighty, manly spear. As Meatorion thrusted and his spear entered the orcish warrior, he saw what he had done. The orc had fought bravely, and now he lay on the ground with Meatorion's spear buried inside him. The orc's life essence pooling onto the ground below the orc as Meatorion took in the sight before him. Meatorion pulled his mighty spear out, and held the orc close to him. Harnzerg was tired, and his body spent from battle. The mighty Meatorion felt something well up inside him. A single tear ran down his chiseled face. Meatorion realized that Harnzerg was a honorable orc and warrior. And even after he was penetrated by Meatorion's spear, he refused to submit, and tried to dominate Meatorion.

Meatorion realized that such an orc would make a wonderful companion for him. And with that, Meatorion let out a mighty bellow and covered Harnzerg in his powerful, potent essence. The orc was bathed in it, it was more than any mortal could ever take, but Harnzerg found himself transformed into a demigod. He was forever to be at Meatorion's side as Meatorion's constant companion. Harnzerg was granted the honor of being the only other person to handle Meatorion's mighty spear. Harnzerg took great pride in the task. He learned all he could about Meatorion's spear, and how to handle it. He stands forever at Meatorion's side, always ready and eager to serve the mighty Meatorion.

And that is just one of the legends of Meatorion, the god of Meat Log Mountain river.

Meatorion is one of the many gods and legends that are part of the culture and world of Meat Log Mountain.

If you're interested in playing Meat Log Mountain and would like to get a copy for yourself, ordering is simple.

Just send an e-mail to GachiMuchiChan[at]gmail.com!

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After we receive your information we will send you payment instructions to pay via Paypal.

Thank you everyone very much for your support!

And stay tuned for more about the World of Meat Log Mountain and more news from Team Gachi Muchi Kun!

- Team Gachi Muchi Kun

Saturday, August 7, 2010

New Meat Log Mountain Demo!

Hi everyone!

Gachi Muchi Kun here!

We are releasing a new copy of the Meat Log Mountain demo. This one is in full color, and shows what the finished game looks like. Some features have been disabled including save/load, as well as some of the content.

However, what you're seeing is what the final game looks like. And there is no pesky "room save" bug in this game!

You can download the game via this link:

http://www.mediafire.com/?h7r3okexdqs8k7s


For those of you interested in ordering Meat Log Mountaing, it's $15 USD.

Ordering is simple!

Just send an e-mail to GachiMuchiChan[at]gmail.com!

Please include the following:
1.) Your full real name
2.) Your paypal e-mail address (if you want the game sent to a different e-
mail address, please note that, too)
3.) Your FA/Y!Gallery name (if applicable)
4.) Fill out the below with your full legal name:

"I, (insert your full legal name here), certify that I am over 18 years of
age, or of legal age in my community; and it's legal for me view this
material in my community or jurisdiction. I agree that I wish to
view this game and material, and this material is for my own private enjoyment, and will not be shown or displayed to minors. Furthermore, I agree not to hold the
creators of this game legally liable for any problems that may arise with
use of this game."

After we receive your information we will send you payment instructions to pay via Paypal.

Thank you everyone very much for your support!

For those of you who are curious about Meat Log Mountain, please enjoy our free demo!

- Team Gachi Muchi Kun

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Screenshots



Hi everyone!

Gachi Muchi Kun here!

We have had some people ask us recently for screenshots of what the final version of Meat Log Mountain looks like. So here they are! We're doing a big upload of screenshots from the game! We hope you enjoy them.

A selection of some of the different scenes and rooms in the game. We're also giving you a peek at the workbench that you use to build items in the game.

Thanks to everyone who has bought Meat Log Mountain. We appreciate it greatly!

For those of you who are interested in ordering Meat Log Mountain, the game is available for $15 USD. Ordering instructions are below:

Just send an e-mail to GachiMuchiChan[at]gmail.com!

Please include the following:
1.) Your full real name
2.) Your paypal e-mail address (if you want the game sent to a different e-
mail address, please note that, too)
3.) Your FA/Y!Gallery name (if applicable)
4.) Fill out the below with your full legal name:

"I, (insert your full legal name here), certify that I am over 18 years of
age, or of legal age in my community; and it's legal for me view this
material in my community or jurisdiction. I agree that I wish to
view this game and material, and this material is for my own private enjoyment, and will not be shown or displayed to minors. Furthermore, I agree not to hold the
creators of this game legally liable for any problems that may arise with
use of this game."

After we receive your information we will send you payment instructions to pay via Paypal.

- Team Gachi Muchi Kun